Vogyamvad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, blissful crab.

Vogyamvad created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Vogyamvad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogyamvad, she will turn you into a worm.

Vogyamvad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vogyamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.