Ganlidcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm tortoise.

Ganlidcut created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Ganlidcut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ganlidcut, it will cry a lot.

Ganlidcut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ganlidcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Run away if seven horses approach from the west.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.