Podragjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, staggering wren.

Podragjop created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podragjop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Podragjop, it will be very unhappy.

Podragjop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Podragjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing red shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. You must pray to Podragjop eight times a day.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not stand on grass.