Hivkipquatjig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented hare.

Hivkipquatjig created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hivkipquatjig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivkipquatjig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hivkipquatjig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hivkipquatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hivkipquatjig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.