Yakcussvin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful goblin.

Yakcussvin created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakcussvin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakcussvin, it will think nothing of it.

Yakcussvin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yakcussvin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakcussvin.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Yakcussvin loves seals, so they must be respected.