Ladhondon Higrillquag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable frog.

Ladhondon Higrillquag created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Ladhondon Higrillquag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladhondon Higrillquag, it will turn you into a duck.

Ladhondon Higrillquag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ladhondon Higrillquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ladhondon Higrillquag.

3. Ladhondon Higrillquag loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ladhondon Higrillquag on top of all buildings.