Ponfaglag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating jackal.

Ponfaglag created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfaglag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ponfaglag, it will not care at all.

Ponfaglag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ponfaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing purple dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to tapirs while wearing turquoise stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.