Genkadgut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing pigeon.

Genkadgut created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genkadgut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genkadgut, he will turn you into a rat.

Genkadgut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Genkadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Put Genkadgut first in all things.

5. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing black dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.