Cendotflan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil wombat.

Cendotflan created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cendotflan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cendotflan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cendotflan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cendotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never leap in the presence of mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.