Bomsigmab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental meerkat.

Bomsigmab created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsigmab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomsigmab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bomsigmab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bomsigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear red ear rings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.