Ditcadnart Bumfasomt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive goblin.

Ditcadnart Bumfasomt created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditcadnart Bumfasomt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ditcadnart Bumfasomt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ditcadnart Bumfasomt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ditcadnart Bumfasomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

5. Never chant in holy places.