Minkamdon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest jellyfish.

Minkamdon created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minkamdon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minkamdon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Minkamdon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Minkamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Minkamdon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at planets.