Rakflydap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful elephant.

Rakflydap created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakflydap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakflydap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rakflydap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rakflydap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the west.