Gadrilgil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty jellyfish.

Gadrilgil created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadrilgil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gadrilgil, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gadrilgil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gadrilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near geese while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Always look after injured swans.