Taglampog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate yak.

Taglampog created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taglampog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Taglampog, she will turn you into a slug.

Taglampog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Taglampog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Taglampog on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry doves.