Omtquamnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous octopus.

Omtquamnil created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtquamnil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtquamnil, he will curse you with boils.

Omtquamnil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Omtquamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Omtquamnil's name in vain.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.