Janwikbon Pitnartbut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy penguin.

Janwikbon Pitnartbut created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Janwikbon Pitnartbut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Janwikbon Pitnartbut, it will think nothing of it.

Janwikbon Pitnartbut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Janwikbon Pitnartbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about planets.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.