Tinrotcissfab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unselfish dragonfly.

Tinrotcissfab created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinrotcissfab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinrotcissfab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tinrotcissfab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tinrotcissfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tinrotcissfab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.