Rilbadgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying unicorn.

Rilbadgon created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbadgon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rilbadgon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rilbadgon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rilbadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing mauve shoes.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing indigo kilts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your back.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not speak about nuts.