Gessyarpdot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless squirrel.

Gessyarpdot created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessyarpdot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gessyarpdot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gessyarpdot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gessyarpdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Gessyarpdot seven times a day.