Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable jackal.

Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pidtonkfum Ragcembesshimnelrut Censadved's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.