Bidhaptik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise hyena.

Bidhaptik created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhaptik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidhaptik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bidhaptik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bidhaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Always obey Bidhaptik's priests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.