Jin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional gorilla.

Jin created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jin, he will curse you with boils.

Jin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Jin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Jin in the centre of the settlement.