Hommapmit Nigvedquat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive shark.

Hommapmit Nigvedquat created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hommapmit Nigvedquat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hommapmit Nigvedquat, he will turn you into a mole.

Hommapmit Nigvedquat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hommapmit Nigvedquat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed figs to otters while wearing coats.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hommapmit Nigvedquat on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Hommapmit Nigvedquat.