Kabdusstabbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous beaver.

Kabdusstabbud created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdusstabbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabdusstabbud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kabdusstabbud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kabdusstabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Kabdusstabbud loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.