Sasdodfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing swallow.

Sasdodfad created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdodfad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sasdodfad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sasdodfad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sasdodfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.