Logfutdot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering centipede.

Logfutdot created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Logfutdot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logfutdot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Logfutdot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Logfutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck magenta.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Learn six new languages a year.