Godcandob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving wren.

Godcandob created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Godcandob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godcandob, he will curse you with boils.

Godcandob's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Godcandob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never go into blue rooms.