Dodquillhadtit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, passionate aardvark.

Dodquillhadtit created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodquillhadtit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodquillhadtit, it will not care at all.

Dodquillhadtit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dodquillhadtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing pink boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your back.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about porpoises.