Gebtonkcen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate snake.

Gebtonkcen created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtonkcen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebtonkcen, it will manifest in front of you.

Gebtonkcen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gebtonkcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Always wear turquoise.