Vabhudnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful naga.

Vabhudnur created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabhudnur, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabhudnur, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vabhudnur's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vabhudnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Vabhudnur's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

5. Do not kill foxes.