Vilcun Naktabzog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless bird.

Vilcun Naktabzog created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilcun Naktabzog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilcun Naktabzog, he will be very sad.

Vilcun Naktabzog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilcun Naktabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not covet oxen.