Latfosskab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented finch.

Latfosskab created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Latfosskab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latfosskab, she will turn you into a duck.

Latfosskab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Latfosskab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near tapirs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.