Binbugquill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome slug.

Binbugquill created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbugquill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binbugquill, he will not care.

Binbugquill's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Binbugquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.