Zodpak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage skunk.

Zodpak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodpak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zodpak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zodpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Zodpak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never talk about stars.