Botinggab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring capybara.

Botinggab created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botinggab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botinggab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Botinggab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Botinggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Botinggab on top of important buildings.