Nilnillnurljadbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous deer.

Nilnillnurljadbut created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilnillnurljadbut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nilnillnurljadbut, she will be very unhappy.

Nilnillnurljadbut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nilnillnurljadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear black stockings.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always stare at clouds.