Weepib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate hamster.

Weepib created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Weepib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weepib, she will turn you into a slug.

Weepib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Weepib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Weepib loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.