Minbadarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart lobster.

Minbadarp created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Minbadarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minbadarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Minbadarp's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Minbadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Minbadarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.