Tunfagtik Donsabjon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental dove.

Tunfagtik Donsabjon created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfagtik Donsabjon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tunfagtik Donsabjon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tunfagtik Donsabjon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tunfagtik Donsabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

3. Hide from fawn turtles for they are unholy.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of melons to badgers while wearing turquoise boots.