Vilhasdid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional bird.

Vilhasdid created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilhasdid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilhasdid, he will curse you with boils.

Vilhasdid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vilhasdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to monkeys while wearing hats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not hurt eagles.