Siscipcun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless camel.

Siscipcun created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Siscipcun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Siscipcun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Siscipcun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Siscipcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.