Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful hyena.

Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged, he will turn you into a mole.

Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fosscindod Cungomtarcumgessagged.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not stand on grass.