Fathubspagwip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful goat.

Fathubspagwip created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fathubspagwip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fathubspagwip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fathubspagwip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fathubspagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Fathubspagwip first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.