Garbabbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain snake.

Garbabbus created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbabbus, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Garbabbus, it will torture you forever.

Garbabbus' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Garbabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the south.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.