Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident warg.

Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof, he will turn you into a slug.

Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weecemneldotlap Gonsandget Cedfigtof.

5. Always look after injured gulls.