Ortdinxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying octopus.

Ortdinxuc created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdinxuc, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortdinxuc, she will make you grow a tail.

Ortdinxuc's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ortdinxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ortdinxuc in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never wear magenta coats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.