Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, narcissistic scorpion.

Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim, he will strike you with lightening.

Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Larncetabyogtimfumflowyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to swans while wearing indigo scarves.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.