Bapstigfod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful wombat.

Bapstigfod created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapstigfod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bapstigfod, she will be very unhappy.

Bapstigfod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bapstigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. You must pray to Bapstigfod nine times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always help voles in need.