Nillsughin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy narwhal.

Nillsughin created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillsughin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nillsughin, she will be very sad.

Nillsughin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nillsughin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.